There was 2 midgets in a hotel room on a long trip away from home...So they went to the hotel bar and had a few drinks, joked, chatted and went back to their rooms...So the midgets get bored and calls 2 hookers over...They get there and the midgets go to their separate rooms...So the 1st midget was talkin to his hooker...Things got heated...But he was so drunk he couldn't get it up...So he sent his hooker home...He wanted to see what his friend was doin in the room next door so he got a glass, put it up to the door and listened in and all he heard was..."1...2...UHHH...1...2...UHHHHHHHHHhhh...1...2...UHHHHHH..
He took the glass from the door and said...Wow...
So the next mornin they both met up at the bar for breakfast...The 2nd midget asked the 1st midget how his night went...He said..."Man I had to send my hooker home I couldn't get it up...But it sounds like you were havin a blast..." So the 2nd midget says..."What are you talkin about I couldn't even get in the bed...
1...2...Uhh
2006-07-29 15:52:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is funny lol
2006-07-29 15:55:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"
2006-08-02 10:28:31 · answer #2 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-29 15:59:59 · answer #3 · answered by ironica7 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little short on the humor there....
2006-07-29 15:56:27 · answer #4 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually a fresh joke i haven't heard before. Thanks for the laugh!
2006-07-29 16:34:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one! i literaly lol
2006-07-29 16:02:42 · answer #6 · answered by blakeyboy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew!
2006-08-02 11:32:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋