The Fisherman's Love Poem
I wake up in the morning and I grab my pole
And take down to that fishy smelling hole
You know that snapper wants to hurt my little worm
But that big ole nasty fishy got a deadly germ
Once my line is in the hole and good and wet
You know that my landing a whopper is a sure bet
So I plant my feet and take an extra tight grip on my rod
Because if I fall in this fishy hole I’ll be praying to god
So I’m rocking back and forth and my pole’s starting to bend
And reeling and releasing if my rod snaps it’s the end
But my line went limp just when I thought the battle had been lost
And I fell on my back and my equipment had all been fish sauced
The moral of the story is like making a wish
If you don’t want you fingers and hands to smell like a fish
I’ll make it real simple but you’ll get the gist
No matter how tempted, keep your rod in your fist
2006-07-29 15:50:12 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just thought I'd drop you a line. Hope this will guide you. I can't understand why she didn't take the bait. Maybe you can find out by trying to worm it out of her. Sounds like you have spawning on your mind. It is too bad that you two are poles apart on this. It sounds like you're fighting the current trying to get her in the creel. Don't just let her pay lip service to the problem. Your needs are reel enough. If live bait doesn't work try getting her close to your fly. She might find this alluring. Once she gets her hooks into you, look out. Don't flounder around. Put your hands on her supple halibut and things will work out, or better yet, in.
2006-07-30 05:33:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
She pulled on the line
You gave a good yank
Raised it up to your nose
And man was it rank.
At first glance it's great
But then you knew
That sometimes it's better
To let your nose fish for you.
2006-07-30 13:32:30 · answer #2 · answered by Nagitar™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't comment through the terars..that was simply beautiful...
I need to find me a poetic fisherman...
2006-07-29 16:13:06 · answer #3 · answered by Gypsy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-03-02 09:09:59 · answer #4 · answered by Patricia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow....very...good.
2006-07-29 16:15:22 · answer #5 · answered by itty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You make me swoon
2006-07-29 17:42:02 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*sobs* Isaak Walton would be so proud
2006-07-30 10:59:44 · answer #7 · answered by hotclaws 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what her problem is, I thought it was romantic!
2006-07-29 16:16:58 · answer #8 · answered by Feeling Froggy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
r u horny or sumthing? cuz it sure sounds like you are... jk...but thats a pretty good poem...
2006-07-29 16:01:25 · answer #9 · answered by SlipKnoT MaGGoT 666 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup it says it all.. u should keep urs in ur fist.. that's it.
2006-07-29 15:55:58 · answer #10 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋