Would you ever consider growing a third eye?

Answer 1

Hell yeah. Perhaps then would people recognise me as their real prophet, sent here by the true, the one and only His Honour the Worm who is fair and just, and brings down walls.

Here's his Scripture:

"The evidence before the court is
Incontrovertible, there's no need for
The jury to retire
In all my years of judging
I have never heard before of
Someone more deserving
The full penalty of law
The way you made them suffer
Your exquisite wife and mother
Fills me with the urge to defecate
But my friend you have revealed your
Deepest fear
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers
Tear down the wall"

That's what little Scripture we have left of his just words. I want to found a sect to worship him.

Where can I go to get myself a third eye?

Answer 2

A person doesn't just decide to "grow" a third eye in the literal sense. It is a much more spiritual and metaphysical, something that is developed through meditation.
Here is the explanation, compliments of Wikipedia


The third eye is a metaphysical and esoteric concept referring in part to the ajna (brow) chakra in certain eastern and western spiritual traditions. In New Age spirituality, the third eye may alternately symbolize a state of enlightenment or the evocation of mental images having deeply-personal spiritual or psychological significance. The third eye is often associated with visions, clairvoyance, precognition, and out-of-body experiences, and people who have developed the capacity to use their third eyes are sometimes known as seers.

Answer 3

No, I'd go through too much eye shadow and eye liner.

Answer 4

No, because they don't make glasses to fit, and since my other two are nearsighted, the third one probably would be too. :)