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2006-07-29 15:29:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports Boxing

11 answers

no

2006-07-29 15:33:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

well in the time of jesus, men had to be strong. there were no cars or ways of transportation so everyone had to walk. Jesus walked all over the land so along with all this walking most likely came a strong base, He was a carpenter alot of sawing and hammering. This most likely helped him attain great upper body and maybe even some core strength, but we all know one of the most important factors in a fight is speed. Ali was fast, but jesus was so light on his feet, he could walk on water. Ali was great but after 15 rounds of fighting (15 cause thats what they fought back in the day) i think the judges would have to give it to jesus...unless jesus bites his ear

EDIT: to all the church people that say jesus wouldn't hurt some1, read the bible a little more and you'll find when jesus returns for judgement day, he will return not as a lamb but as a lion, signifing that jesus can, and will, kick ***...if he wants to

2006-07-29 15:39:44 · answer #2 · answered by johnbobsexipants 1 · 0 0

Jesus Christ beat him in a title fight so long ago, many of us can't remember whether the other guy's name is Muhammed Ali or Cassius Clay, the draft dodging pathetic creature who ran from his military duty to his country claiming he was a peace-loving person while he went about beating the **** out of his opponents in the ring for millions of dollars. Well, it sounds just like those muslims. Oh well, Cassius Clay lost in the first second of the first round to Jesus our Christ, The Only God. God Bless you.

2006-07-29 15:35:32 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

He could walk on water and Ali could never do that. He could do quite a few things the champ couldn't do so seriously JC superstar.

2006-07-30 15:31:57 · answer #4 · answered by Bru 6 · 0 0

Here's a idea read the book pretty much states Jesus was non-violent. Except for the Temple thingy.

2006-07-29 15:36:52 · answer #5 · answered by itissimple 1 · 0 0

easily. each and every time Ali punched him in the cheek, JC ought to turn the different cheek to get punched back. even if Ali ought to probable be wise adequate to get Jesus to remedy him of Parkinson's affliction previously the bout began.

2016-11-26 23:00:03 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

No, Jesus wouldn't fight him, he would just turn the other cheek and take the beating.

2006-07-29 15:33:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Without even trying on the first second of the first round.

2006-07-30 11:12:58 · answer #8 · answered by Art The Wise 6 · 0 0

Well i gotta go wit JC dawg on the real

2006-07-29 15:53:42 · answer #9 · answered by Lil Mon 1 · 0 0

Well, duh. Ali has Parkinson's and Jesus, I would guess, would return to Earth ready to rock 'n' roll. BUT the big thing ? is: Isn't Hazy a pacifist?

2006-07-29 15:33:29 · answer #10 · answered by fugutastic 6 · 0 0

yup

2006-07-29 15:32:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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