He was gayer than a pink fruitcake, wasn't he?
2006-07-29 14:51:14 · 7 answers · asked by Nerdly Stud 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If God is omnipotent, then His kid Jesus must have been a retarded lightweight if His sole purpose was to get nailed up on a pole.
2006-07-29 15:42:00 · update #1
No, I think he did have kids, with his wife, Mary Magdalene. (who was only called a whore later by misogynistic popes who re wrote the bible.) OH and no self respecing Jewish man who had a trade back then wouldn't have been married by 33 years old... especially when the life expectancy was about 40 back then. It was law I believe... or just taboo not to.
2006-07-29 15:01:18 · answer #1 · answered by Alysianna 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, not gayer then a fruitcake...
Not a homosexual either.
Maybe because he was hybrid man/God he was like a mule. Able to get it up but shoots blanks. You know that hybrids can't make more of their own kind. Apple hybrids seeds will not germinate to make more apple trees. Genetic altering and all that stuff. A liger cross between a lion and a tiger will not be able to reproduce either.
2006-07-29 21:57:12 · answer #2 · answered by Bimpster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Presumeably God's Child was executed before he had a chance to reproduce. However the new controversy over the "DaVinci Code" says some weirds believe that he did have children who ruled countries? Who knows?
2006-07-29 21:56:11 · answer #3 · answered by Elwood 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was sent for a purpose and that purpose was not to start an earthly family, but the establish a Heavenly Kingdom.
2006-07-29 21:55:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he did would that take away the sole purpose that HE was sent for?? To save OUR SOULS???
2006-07-29 22:39:35 · answer #5 · answered by GOD IS REAL. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was career oriented. Plus kids are annoying at times and he had things to do!
2006-07-29 21:55:35 · answer #6 · answered by Ang_Bluestones 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because that wasnt his purpose on earth.
2006-07-29 21:59:41 · answer #7 · answered by lexa (: 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋