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I asked Nicole for a French joke-
Madame says "When I awake on Monday morning, I look at my husband's weather vane. If it is laying on the right side, I do the washing in the morning. If it is laying to the left side, I do the washing in the afternoon.
But- If it is standing straight up, to hell with the washing.

2006-07-29 14:47:20 · 7 answers · asked by poppy vox 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

worst joke ever

2006-07-29 23:49:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

On French motorways, they have signs every few kilometers saying "Gendarmerie Next Exit". Do you know why that is?

If not then all the gendarmes would be lost.

2006-07-29 14:54:34 · answer #2 · answered by Report Abuse 3 · 0 0

Cute!

2006-07-29 15:03:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Maybe she should just let her guy take a leak.

2006-07-29 15:35:50 · answer #4 · answered by StatIdiot 5 · 0 0

ok that funny

2006-07-29 15:07:05 · answer #5 · answered by idontkno 7 · 0 0

I get it.... Great joke!!!!!

2006-07-29 14:56:48 · answer #6 · answered by Dan 5 · 0 0

ehh???

2006-07-29 14:49:29 · answer #7 · answered by hallawthere 2 · 0 0

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