There were 5 nuns on a Sunday afternoon in Paris ridin a 5 seated bike...They just all wanted to go out and check out the scenery so as the head nun passes by big landmarks she says..."OOoooohhhh wowwwwwww..." They just keep ridin along and as they hit bumps in the road they all said..."OOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhh...Wowwwwwww.." So after the 5th bump the head nun said..."If you all don't keep quiet I'm goin to put the seats back on..."
2006-07-29 13:50:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG...this is horrible! The Catholic priest isn't going to like this...
2006-07-29 13:52:03 · answer #1 · answered by Honey Bizzle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dirty Nun
2016-10-21 00:27:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"
2006-08-02 10:27:09 · answer #3 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL i find it funny even tho my aunt is a nun
2006-07-29 15:49:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay,...made me smile. but a question............did the nuns request a loooooooonnnnnng bike tour?
2006-07-29 14:09:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do u call a place full of nuns?
virgin megastores
2006-07-29 13:56:16 · answer #6 · answered by hu_hu_cool 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chris is that you?!!!!!! *runs to you naked* *drool* LMao kidding...what's with you and the dirty nun jokes you perv...it was funny though. lol
2006-07-29 13:52:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I likey!!! Scandalous!
2006-07-29 14:10:42 · answer #8 · answered by sweet ivy lyn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooo i get it!! it took me a lil bit tho...haha...im slow
2006-07-29 14:11:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
o ****,hahahahaha
2006-07-29 13:54:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋