anyone have any funny dog stories to share?

Question

My Pomeranian Gizmo has the weirdest, but cutest habits. He loves to scoot his butt across the floor really fast after taking a bath and my Weimaraner Ace loves to crawl up the baby gates we have around the house. He also falls asleep with a rope toy in his mouth every night. I love my doggies :) Here are pics of them if anyone wants to see.

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Answer 1

Aww your dogs are cute.
My pomeranian is a dog who has a major attitude of his own. Hes very clever, and understands everything that we say. He does a lot of things that are interesting and funny.
He doesnt eat a lot, and we have to force him to eat, like a baby (hes 8 years old now!). We dont have a cat, but he knows what a cat is. So we have to shoo an imaginary cat. We have to say "Micky eat your food, else the cat will come" and he eats his food! Sometimes if we wont do it, he would sit by his bowl and growl till we do it, just so that he can eat!
Hes crazy! We love him to bits. :)

Answer 2

My male German Shepherd crossed a 4 lane highway, walked a mile, went into someone's house and up to a second floor closed bedroom door and scratched at it. A female dog in heat and her owner were in this bedroom. We found this out when Merlin (or Merle) returned home after being gone a short while, and we had already searched the neighborhood and called Animal Control, cops, all local vets trying to find him. He had his dinner and we were watching him. He waited til he thought we weren't looking and took off running. My bf jumped in the car and followed him, barely able to keep up with him, because by now Merle had figured out he was "busted" with all the honking and yelling for him to come back. Merle arrived at the house and bf got out to put him in the car. The house owner came out and said, "That is the same dog that was upstairs scratching on my door!" bf brought Merle back home. Have you ever seen a dog glare? He was so mad! Dogs have an incredible sense of smell. We kept him on a chain or inside a fence after that episode. Another time we were at the beach in San Diego, throwing the stick for Merle to fetch, just a little way into the waves. We went out to the end of the pier and I noticed I still had the stick, and I didn't even think of anything as I threw it off into the water. There went Merle after the stick!! The pier was at least 40 feet above the water. When he hit, he went completely underwater and took a long time to come up. Took him forever to swim back to shore, where we were waiting after running back down the pier and screaming at him so he would know where we were. He finally made it, and yes, he had the stick in his mouth, very proud of himself.

Answer 3

My dog Precious scoots her butt across the floor whenever she gets really happy. When we took her to the vet to see if anything was wrong, but he just laugh and said that their was nothing wrong with her. Also she's a toy fox terrier, so imagine that trying to "scare" the mailman. LOL

P.S.Your dog's cute.

Answer 4

My old dog Betty used to feed her stuffed toys! She would put them in her food and water dishes! And my dog Samantha had a stuffed dog that she would carry around and make a bed for it! Usually she tears up her toys but this one lasted for 1 week! Your dogs are soooooo cute! Your Weimaraner is so adorable!

Answer 5

I have three dogs. one mutt who's half daschund and two other daschunds one mini and the other fuill sized. the mutt is quite larger than the other two so when it comes to walking them none of them listen to me whatsoever. usually have enough leashes for all of them but one day couldn't find them. so I had to daisy chain all of their collars onto the one leash. when i let them all out for their business the two daschunds were doing their thing but the mutt caught sight of a squirrel and started running after it. not realizing theother two dogs were attached to the leash, he wound up dragging the other two dogs while they were peeing on their backs for about 20 feet. when I caught up to the dogs both were drenched in their own pee and had to bath quickly afterwards.

Answer 6

Toby, our miniature schnauzer bites Bea, our affenpincher mix on the back like dogs do when they have an itch, usually making her leg kick.
When I give them a treat, Bea will run off and hide hers, then come back with a sad look on her face & Toby will usually share his with her.

Answer 7

my dog, basil, taught himself how to take out my hair ties. he only likes the big kind that have a rubber band on the inside. but, what he does is i'll be sitting on the couch and basil will jump on the couch behind me, put his paws on my shoulder, and ever so delicately pull it out of my hair. he started to do this when he was only 18 weeks. now it is kind of a party trick!!!! :-)

Answer 8

1st. My cousins teacup yorky had to wear a diaper.
2nd. My brother's Bosten Terrier sucks on the stomache of her bear. We call it her Sucking Bear.

Answer 9

My neighbor, when she was little about 7, came over to see my new dog Buddy,she started playing with him, and he started humping her leg, and I was like BUDDY NO!! and she goes, no , I like it! it tickles, let him keep doing it! and I was like okay no! so I put him in his pen, and she started to tear!!!