2006-07-29 13:11:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood it could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-29 13:14:58 · answer #1 · answered by cherrylimanade 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck but seeing as a woodchuck can't actually chuch wood then a woodchuck would not be chucking wood anytime soon.
Have a nice day.
2006-07-29 13:41:36 · answer #2 · answered by RuneWitchSakura1988 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck wood chuck all the wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood
2006-07-29 15:52:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Plenty, if the woodchuck was Chuck Norris!
2006-07-29 13:26:28 · answer #4 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wood chucks are extinct. no more wood chucks , nope none of the little rotten rodents are living today. because i personally have answered this question so many times, I killed every last one of them so this question has no answer and need not be asked again. just ask peter piper, he was there when the last one fell. It was a thing of beauty.
2006-07-29 13:14:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"
2006-08-02 10:26:43 · answer #6 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-29 13:14:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a woodchuck could chuck, then a....ahhhhh f*@k it. *gets another beer*
2006-07-29 13:14:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it would chuck lots of it! lol :P was this a real question or are u jus putting it for amusement?
2006-07-29 13:15:56 · answer #9 · answered by ~ Cindy ~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sure but your bob owes my bob a bob and if your bob doesnt gibe my bob the bob he owes my bob my bob will give your bob a bob on the nose
2006-07-29 13:16:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋