A priest was traveling along a busy highway when he had a flat tire.
He was fully dressed to oversee a banquet and when he got out to fix the flat a good samaraitan pulled up and offered to change it for him as he was so nicely attired.
After the man had finished changing the tire he looked over at the priest and winked and said" There you go padre, as tight as nun's P****!"
The priest stood there for a minute and said, "Let me see that tire tool fella, if these are as tight as the nun's I know, they need a couple extra turns!"
2006-07-29 13:10:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
freedom hammer you rock!
2006-07-29 13:15:35 · update #1
It's probably true.
2006-07-29 13:14:34 · answer #1 · answered by Kokopelli 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-07-29 20:13:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-07-29 20:13:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-07-29 20:16:49 · answer #4 · answered by alexcruz56 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was that funny
2006-07-29 20:13:40 · answer #5 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋