A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, saying, "Can I help you sir?""
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my car," the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key," the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener is
hanging out of his fly for the entire world to see.
He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat,blurt out.....
"I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!
2006-07-29 13:09:38 · 6 answers · asked by WILLIEGOGO 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahaha...I liked that one a lot!
2006-07-29 13:13:32 · answer #1 · answered by Cyndie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-07-29 20:13:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes---I've seen people do THE most stupid things when they're drinking...I'm normally designated driver and I've seen things as funny as this....great joke.
2006-07-29 20:39:43 · answer #3 · answered by southrngirl2724 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouuu!!!! Oh, no!!! LOL. LOL. LOL. LOL.
Great joke!
2006-07-29 20:30:43 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-29 20:14:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww!!!
LOL!
2006-08-02 18:30:13 · answer #6 · answered by Surf n' Snow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋