Dough nuts
2006-07-29 12:58:10 · 11 answers · asked by JodiBaby 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"
2006-08-02 10:26:14 · answer #1 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, wait-- Poppin' Fresh, the Pilsbury doughboy and Mr. Bill from Saturday Night Live-- separated at birth...?
2006-07-29 20:17:29 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know...who's the pilsberry dough boy?
2006-07-29 20:01:02 · answer #3 · answered by A Big Monkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a whole lotta dough
2006-07-29 20:12:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA Ha thats not funny
2006-07-29 20:03:56 · answer #5 · answered by bigsissytayia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol but why would you waste 10 points and answer your own joke??
2006-07-29 20:02:55 · answer #6 · answered by xtcsathena 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You answered your own question.
2006-07-29 20:00:22 · answer #7 · answered by ginabgood1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hot crossed buns .
2006-07-29 20:08:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was thinking unbaked buns...
2006-07-29 20:12:07 · answer #9 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a white ***
2006-07-29 20:03:31 · answer #10 · answered by punkrocker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋