No racism etc.
2006-07-29 11:52:10 · 20 answers · asked by AzaC 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
two potatoes standing at a street corner. how do you spot the prostitute.
one of them has an " idaho" sticker on it. :o)
2006-07-29 11:56:32 · answer #1 · answered by ferrarifan24 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
While Geraldine, Maude, and Tilly, all over 70, were sitting on a park bench, a man in a trench coat stopped in front of the elderly women and flashed them.
Geraldine had a stroke.
Then Maude had a stroke.
But Tilly, being much older and more feeble, bless her heart, couldn't reach that far.
2006-07-29 12:07:28 · answer #2 · answered by gg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A white horse fell in the mud puddle , now that's a dirty joke
2006-07-29 11:57:34 · answer #3 · answered by BONE° 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite is a limerick and only lawyers and intellectuals get it.
There was a young lawyer named Rex
With a diminutive organ of sex
When tried for Exposure
He said with composure
"De minimis non curat lex"
2006-07-29 13:35:29 · answer #4 · answered by misslabeled 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shawna and Peggy were hookers and they worked 11th Street nightly. One day a man pulled up. He wanted to be pleasured and he wanted to pay a thousand bucks for both of the hookers. They agreed. They got in his 1985 Honda Civic. Shawna and Peggy pleasured him and pleasured him until he couldn't deal with it. When it came time to pay, the man farted a horrible odor erupted in the hotel room. Shawna passed out and Peggy couldn't stop choking. The man laughed and went home without paying for their services. "I wanted to pay for their services, but I haven't had any money since 1972 when I got fired for stinky up the place with my farts."
2006-07-29 12:17:59 · answer #5 · answered by shestory1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom was a dirty joke...
Mostly just a joke, though.
I love that you can fit "Your mom" into almost any sentence, and it range from being completely lame, to hilariously and disgustingly awesome.
Like so.
Tehe.
2006-07-29 11:56:31 · answer #6 · answered by Absent Minded Kat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favourite dirty joke are porno jokes and funny jokes
2006-08-03 21:10:09 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man in cali recieving 'bj' from a 90yr old ladyand a man in NY walking a tight rope from one skyscraper to another... what do both men think at the exact same time?
don't look down
sorry but it is my favorite
2006-08-02 22:43:51 · answer #8 · answered by cariebear197 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The seven dwarfs are all having a bath. They were feeling happy. But happy got out. So they were all feeling grumpy.
2006-07-29 11:54:57 · answer #9 · answered by peaco1000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The pig fell in the mud.
2006-08-06 11:44:14 · answer #10 · answered by mitch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋