did you hear about the irishman who died getting a drink of milk? the cow fell on his head
2006-07-29 10:26:12 · 19 answers · asked by SPONGEBOB 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL...
TWO IRISH GAY'S..
MICHEAL FITZPATRICK AND PATRICK FITZMICHEAL..
TWO SCOTTISH GAYS..
BEN DOONE AND PHIL MCCAVITY..
2006-07-29 10:36:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
prefer the other one!
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".
The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS.
Don't forget the 7th kid of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!
2006-07-29 17:43:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a problem with the Irish. Any way we Irish must have some brains If were the second richest country in the world. Unless your from Japan your like a poverty stricken country to us.
2006-08-01 18:53:24 · answer #3 · answered by The big duck 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Irishman wouldn't be caught dead drinking milk.
Oops, I guess he was!!!!!!
2006-07-29 17:35:59 · answer #4 · answered by mindbender - seeker of truth 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q Why are Irish jokes so stupid?
A So the English can understand them.
2006-07-29 17:33:57 · answer #5 · answered by Jude 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds hott
2006-07-29 17:28:52 · answer #6 · answered by Lu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The silly old moo
2006-07-29 17:36:54 · answer #7 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did it have to be an irishman
2006-08-02 16:27:08 · answer #8 · answered by srracvuee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's quite good - I'll have to tell some one it now - bye!
2006-07-29 17:31:57 · answer #9 · answered by beflihippy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to be English. Hahahaha !!! Good one.
2006-07-29 17:34:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋