How can I extract the grease from my hair so I can use it to cook eggs?

Question

I like my eggs greasy, but im out of oil. Because I'm out of money, I thought mabey I wouldnt wash for a week to generate my own oil. Now, how do I get it out of my hair and into the pan?

Answer 1

While wearing a shower cap, heat your hair with a blow dryer. After enough condensation develops on the cap, carefully drain into a cup. I hear that oil rises to the top.

Answer 2

Well, Simple. Take the eggs, put them into your hair. lean over the pan, with your hair into the pan, add some butter. let cook for a few mins, and then turn over. When you're done, scrap off the eggs from your hair, add some salt and pepper.
If you want, you can leave the eggs on your hair, and eat them like you would a candy necklace.
Goodluck!

Answer 3

You could soak the grease out of your hair with a piece of paper towel, and then wipe the pan with the paper towel. If you did it enough, there would be enough grease for you to have your greasy eggs. Awesome.

Answer 4

Cut off the hair, put it in a mesh basket and heat it. The grease should drip out.
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Answer 5

It can be done, however, the cost of supplies to do it would cost more than buying a stick of butter. Actually you can get a whole pack of margarine for less than $1.

Or even better, swipe the complementary butter pats at your favorite resturant. McDonald's during breakfast is the best time to get a hold of some butter.

Answer 6

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thats all i have to say,
u could cut ur hair off, heat up your hair, and let the oil evaporate and u coudl the cool the evaporated oil into liquid.
get some books from the library for help

your nuts

Answer 7

Cut the curly ones off and stir them in your eggs wih a little juice

Answer 8

it costs less than a dollar... how can you not afford grease but can afford the internet, and to waste time asking that question on the internet? go get a job at a fast food resturant ...all the grease you want!

Answer 9

recommend that you change the way you like your eggs. try to pouch them or boil them. it is healthier too. greasy eggs are you nuts?now ther is an idea use the nuts. they have some oil in nuts.

Answer 10

That's not sanitary. Vegetable oil only costs like a dollar!