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Ask that to my ex-boyfriend. Once, he farted silently in a video store and walked away. By the time I smelled it, a man had walked up and I was left "holding the bag" so to speak (i.e., it seemed like I was the one who had farted).

At least my husband is considerate enough to tell me to evacuate when he does it so that we both escape. But he does pick the quietest times to rip some really loud ones...and in places like department stores, too (embarassing...lol :)

2006-07-29 19:13:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

I'mfat and don't fart in crowded places.Now my mate, he's as thin as a rail and revels in his own farts. Guess who gets the blame though!!!

2006-07-29 10:19:23 · answer #2 · answered by Dazza 4 · 0 0

When i hear people fart, My eyes goes straight to the fatties. LOL

2006-07-29 10:51:41 · answer #3 · answered by john s 3 · 0 0

Hey Bosco - don't thin people fart too and then blame the dog.

2006-07-29 10:20:41 · answer #4 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 0 0

It makes for great crowd control

2006-07-29 10:18:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

are you saying that you've never farted in a crowded place? no wonder you're so cranky! let it out!

2006-07-29 10:18:46 · answer #6 · answered by fee20002000 2 · 0 0

I don't think it is just Fat people ---- Have you looked in the mirror lately?

2006-07-29 10:17:55 · answer #7 · answered by jiffypop88 4 · 1 0

I think they're just so big that they're filled with a lot of gas that they have trouble holding in.

2006-07-29 10:17:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Don't know, but Yahoo can explain why you're reported.

2006-07-29 10:19:26 · answer #9 · answered by LaRue 4 · 0 0

You must be very young to think this is funny.

2006-07-29 10:18:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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