2006-07-29 10:11:00 · 14 answers · asked by phil manutsac 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh my god, people are actually going to take this question seriously with religious stuff.
It's your cock, not God's, he's not going to send you to hell for jacking yourself off lmfao. God must've been horny too if we have all these harmones.
2006-07-29 10:16:33 · answer #1 · answered by Adam G 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
WHAT ? - MASTURBATE ? - WHY ? -- Are You In Jail ? Hey, Don't They Have Females Where You Live ? / Or Maybe Guys ?
Why Play All By Your Self When You Can Play With Others ? Something To Think About.
NOTE : The Times Per Day Thing, Come On, Get Real.
I Don't Think He Is Counting.
2006-07-29 17:15:41 · answer #2 · answered by RADIOMAN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
25 times
2006-07-29 10:16:12 · answer #3 · answered by tomleah_06 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude. Its not the actual act of Masterbating that is a sin. It is the fact that we are thiking about violating other people that is the rong. It has been said that if you think about doing it, it is as good as done, in gods eyes.
But all is good, God will forgive all men and woman anyway. what are we ment to do! not ****! thats histericaly crazy.
If you can Masterbate without thinking about rooting another person, then your all good in gods books. BUT YOU CANT DO IT CAN YOU!! .. well unless you get tured on by sport? i no i do. *cof* *cof*, *curryt leaves the room*
2006-07-29 10:20:35 · answer #4 · answered by curry-t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God does not tell you to masturbate. It is in your brain! There are so many people from the opposite gender out there, you do not need MASTURBATION! Do not play with yourself!!!
2006-07-29 10:15:40 · answer #5 · answered by Susanne R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one will send you to hell for masturbating, so honk on with pride. Besides, do you really want to worship a deity that restricts something feels that good? I sure don't!
2006-07-29 10:14:52 · answer #6 · answered by Rogue Scrapbooker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You won't go to Hell, but every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
Please, just think of the kittens!
-SD-
2006-07-29 10:17:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Stop It!.....seek a GOD Anointed Pastor/Minister and they will spiritually educate you concerning the things of GOD!....After all, that's why GOD placed them into His Ministry! (Eph. 4: 11- 15).....
2006-07-29 10:20:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're going to burn just for thinking about it. You are obviously infected with evil and should immediately repent for your sins, sinner!
2006-07-29 10:15:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zero. If you are that selfish then you cannot go to heaven.
2006-07-29 10:14:36 · answer #10 · answered by SEOplanNOW.com 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋