I am here my children?

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I have a big problem. It has been foretold thousands of years ago of my second coming. now that I am here, I am seen as a mental patient where ever I go and nobody believes that I am God in flesh. I was sent down from heaven as it is time for me to release you from your sins but you are all ignorant sheep and do not want me to save you. You go and pray in churches, mosques and temples of all sorts, you all pray for the same God, me, yet when I am here, you want to put me in an asylum. May the wrath of YOUR FATHER be upon you.

Answer 1

Jesus, you, the all knowing God must have known that we would see you as a lunatic! You should be a bit incognito next time you decide to come down. Come on, like anyone is going to believe you are God in the flesh. What do you look like now by the way?
I think it would be better to come again as a Middle Eastern Jewish man dressed in robes with a kindly face if you want some credibility.
I mean, you know, the second coming can't be of you as a middle aged Asian man dressed like a tourist or a young, attractive blonde chick.

Answer 2

I don't think Jesus would've answered this question like you did, so you're not Him:

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in the name of peace or microchips in your head?
Brit was the most terrorist nation (and still is) on the face of the world.If someone would have taken them out 300yrs ago there would be no terrorism now.They are racist and have always been.They sent their criminals all over the world who are your ancestors.Their history is built on terrorism.The early americans killed the native americans.The early Australians (Brits) killed almost all the Aboriginals enslaved them and raped the women and children and were only classed as a human race in the mid 1970's before this date, the dark races were allowed to be killed and raped legally.Bfor Martin L The king, the African Americans have been tormented and treated as animals.Everywhere the Brits sent their people,and even in their own country South Africa,they are the ones who rape,torture,kill,de humanise and terrorise and use them as guinea pigs in scientific experimentation with chemical weapons.so who are the real terrorists?These crims only want NWOrder and microchips in your head.

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sorry to break it to ya, but i am not and will never by brit or us or any other westerner. i am 100% free. free willed and a free person. somethn you will never know. you will soon have fingerprinting, microchipped and will not b able to leave ur homeland without big bro looking over you with a microscope. you are the slaves for the bank, govt, work or the dole. i was never part of the problem and neither any of my ancestors may they rest in peace.

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Answer 3

I will sincerely pray for you. When My Lord returns to this earth he will split the eastern sky and every eye shall see him, even those who pierced him. His feet will not walk this earth again at that time he will take his children home. Either you are plain stupid and get a sick kick out of mocking the Lord or you are a mentally sick person, either way you need prayer. Father, I ask you right now in the name of Jesus that you release this person from the demon that has him bound. I ask that you come into his heart and show him the light. I ask that you save his soul from hell and let him find true happiness in the light of your love. In Jesus Holy Name I pray, Amen.

I ask that anyone else that sees this question to also pray. God said where 2 or 3 are joined together he would be there in the mist of them. To you christians out there, we can make a difference. Let's join together in prayer for people like this. We can see souls saved. In Jesus Name. Amen.

Answer 4

Wasn't this foretold in the scripture as well? That we would reject the second coming in the Final Days? So if you are who you say, then this is the course of events that are foretold. You, of all people, should know that. Have a lovely day:) And God bless.

Answer 5

Mat 24:23 Then if anyone says to you, Behold, here is the Christ! Or, Here! Do not believe.
Mat 24:24 For false christs and false prophets will rise up. And they will give great signs and wonders, so as to lead astray, if possible, even the elect.

Answer 6

You're right in saying you have a big problem - you're not Jesus.
When he returns, he'll be in the clouds, and raising the dead first, then those who are alive will be caught up in the sky with him.
I Thessalonians 4. Read all about it.

Answer 7

I know you are not Jesus and it's very easy to see why. One of the things you said Jesus would never say.

May the wrath of YOUR FATHER be upon you. Sorry but when Jesus died on the cross he said "forgive them for they do not know what they are doing."

It would not seem reasonable for Jesus to say both of these things. I believe Jesus said that on the cross, so I can not believe Jesus would say what you have said, sorry.

Answer 8

Dude. There is no Jesus or God. That is why you are in an insane asylum with Internet hook ups. Enjoy mother earth she is bountiful.

Answer 9

In the bible is says there will be many that will pose as Jesus in the 2nd coming can you tell me why we sound believe that you are the true savior ?

Answer 10

What do you just keep copying this question and posting it every few days? )May the wrath of your computer be upon you)