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SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE

This is the
message that the Pacific Palisades High School (California) staff voted
unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This
is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about
because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be
responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The
school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's
failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children
were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough
schoolwork to pass their classes.

The outgoing message:
"Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your
school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member,
please listen to all the options before making a selection:

* To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
* To make excuses for why your child did not do his work- Press 2
* To complain about what we do - Press 3
* To swear at staff members - Press 4
* To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in
your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5
* If you want us to raise your child - Press 6!
* If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7
* To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8
* To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
* To complain about school lunches - Press 0
* If you realize this is the real world and your child must be
accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work,
homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of
effort: Hang up and have a nice day!

If you can read this - thank a teacher!

Answer 1

YOU deserve 10 points for that. GREAT 1!!!!

Answer 2

If this is for real then it's sad. Many students do well in school and never miss classes, even when they are sick. Some of my grandchildren have never missed a day of class and others have begged to go even while running fevers and they all get straight A's.

Answer 3

absolutely loooove it!!! It's about time schools are letting parents know what slackers they are being !!!! I tell my kids that if they skip Im not calling in for them. and if they are late because they frogot to take the garbage out the night before and i make them do it before they go to school... and you get detention because of it,,,TOO DAMN BAD!!! That is part of the consequences!! Get over it and do your chores when you are supposed to!

Answer 4

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Answer 5

if that is really true like you said, then i would love to be a student or the principal of that school.

Answer 6

say it already but a good one

Answer 7

haha! i like that 1!!

Answer 8

lol
parents need to pick up their butts!

Answer 9

Oh, yes, indeed. That's great. LOL. LOL.

Answer 10

lol i love it lol i'm totally going to send this to my favorite teacher thanks! check ya later ♥