for anyone who doesnt know dane cook, he's definitly one of the best standup comics around.
one time he asked "what body language did people try before using the finger?" he went on with hilarious impressions and then acted like he jumped out of a car, turned around and lifted up his shirt and smaked his back and yelled "suck my back! suckit!" omfg it was so funny...the stuff he comes up with...
2006-07-29 08:25:14 · 6 answers · asked by Ryan 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He's AWESOME!! SUFI!! :D haha his superman thing is funny where he says if you see someone walking down the street with a superman shirt, you just wanna shoot them in the chest and when they start to bleed you say.. "i guess not" lol
or the one that he said he wants to be remembered forever for something memorable he does..so one day he saw a boy eating and ice cream and then he ran up to him and smashed the ice cream into his face...so after like 50 yrs the boy will always remember the guy who smashed ice cream into hsi face...
yeah its not very funny when i explain his jokes :( lol he's an awesome comedian.
check out his website you can watch his routines for free:
http://www.danecook.com/
2006-07-29 08:36:49 · answer #1 · answered by ףαdy Đuchess× 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I prefer Ron White's "Thrown Out Of A Bar" Routine
2006-07-29 08:29:42 · answer #2 · answered by RuneWitchSakura1988 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friend likes dane cook, and i remember her saying something about a burger king joke?
2006-07-29 08:30:19 · answer #3 · answered by tina18 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish dane cook and this guy mitch hedgeburg would go on tour together...i love them both..
2006-07-29 08:36:26 · answer #4 · answered by crystal d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cashew bit, of course!
2006-07-29 08:30:59 · answer #5 · answered by Mike Oxmahl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love the one where talks about car accident
2006-07-29 08:29:16 · answer #6 · answered by HOTBABE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋