another joke for you?

Question

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old
lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie
said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the
fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes
so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!" The man sat and
thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to
Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build
me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?" The genie
laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that!
How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of
how much concrete...how much steel!! No, think of another
wish." The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish.
Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives
always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish
that I could understand women....know how they feel inside and what
they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment....know why
they're crying, know what they really want when they
say 'nothing'....know how to make them truly happy...."
The genie asked, "Do you want that bridge two lanes or four?"

Answer 1

LOL. LOL. Some jobs ARE too great for genies (and men). LOL. LOL.

Answer 2

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but.....
you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong
romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Answer 3

lol i think i've posted this before but it was still very very awesome check ya later ♥

Answer 4

thats a very good joke, but it really isn't that hard to understand women ;)

Answer 5

Ha ha ha ha ...... good one. These women are difficult to understand sometimes.