Romantic 1st lines...and deadly 2nd ones
A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"
2006-07-29 08:20:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. LOL. Thank you for the laughter. LOL LOL.
2006-07-29 10:13:26 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like the sugar bowls empty and so is your head one.
2006-07-29 15:27:52 · answer #2 · answered by RuneWitchSakura1988 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i love them lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-29 16:20:24 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-29 15:30:15 · answer #4 · answered by seaturtle36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-07-29 15:24:12 · answer #5 · answered by goodbye 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-29 15:55:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old
2006-07-29 15:37:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2006-07-29 22:09:13 · answer #8 · answered by DJ Alex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋