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2006-07-29 08:03:45 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Immigration

Never thought I'd say this, but I like Pancha's answer! It ain't gonna win though- I'm entitled to an agenda, too.

2006-07-29 08:54:34 · update #1

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that guy that hits the blunt after selling icecream bars.

2006-07-29 08:23:51 · answer #1 · answered by sly 4 · 4 1

Hes the guy that lives in that mud hutt down by the Rio Grande. Hes sister sells herself every nite, his brother
bags up cocaine and weed for sell and his mother has a Taco stand in front of the mud hutt. Oh yea is papa or daddy Mex has a auto boddy shop where they strip cars that are stolen here in the usa. Have a good week-end

2006-07-29 15:51:11 · answer #2 · answered by ~Aqua.. 4 · 0 0

This is the attempt by a Hispanic/French illegal immigrant, caught sneaking across the Southern border, trying to explain himself (while speaking in broken English), to let a Minute Man operative who has just apprehended the illegal, know what he thinks of the Minute Man's act of civil patirotism.

Man u el la bor.
That translation is: Man you are a bore!

2006-07-29 15:16:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Manual Labor was the first Mexican to illegally enter the United States by illegally crossing the U. S. boarder from Mexico in early (I think January) of 1938. He was sucessfull in crossing (duh-- they hadn't even invented boarder guards yet) and in a de facto manner established the first "system" or method of boarder crossing i. e. "on foot". Since that time people have tried other means of crossing like crawling, walking on their hands, etc...but in the end the "on foot" method has proven tried and true and is used even to this day...The result has been that Manual developed an aura about his persona akin to that of the ficticious character, Che Guevara...and He is still revered in many Mexican homes and churches frequently by putting pictures of his image on walls and alters.....Hope this helps answer your question...

2006-07-29 15:14:09 · answer #4 · answered by Paris Hilton 6 · 0 0

He was a Mexican general, who came to the U.S to pick fruit and when the girls seen him they said "lets go do some Manuel Labor" and every since then anything a Mexican does is called Manuel Labor.....

2006-07-29 15:10:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He's the hardest working 'illegal' in Arizona! He is going to run for President! (and win!) Then he's going to give Texas, California, New Mexico and Arizona back to Mexico, Florida to Cuba, and Panama back to Colombia! He's going to solve the 'illegal immigrant' problem in a week!
His running mate is Little Brother BigFOOT (a native American) and you don't want to know what HE is going to do! Do you?
(Hint: Start looking for real estate in Europe. But remember to go there LEGALLY.)

2006-07-29 15:18:38 · answer #6 · answered by Tokoloshimani 5 · 0 0

Emmanual Laboraza

--Rob

2006-07-29 15:14:00 · answer #7 · answered by stealth_n700ms 4 · 0 0

Dialup, Avatar, Jones!

2006-07-29 15:07:12 · answer #8 · answered by Stylus Happenstance 3 · 0 0

He's that guy that keeps knocking on my door every Wednesday, asking me in Spanish if I have any work for him. He doesn't understand the word, "No." There's a bucket of cold water next to my door for him next time he won't get off my property.

2006-07-29 16:10:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He is in my back yard RIGHT NOW fixing my sprinklers. Don't f*** with him. When he is done I will let you know. Then call the INS and have him hauled away. I'll kick you back half the 50 bucks I was going to have to pay him.

2006-07-29 15:26:38 · answer #10 · answered by somebody else 3 · 0 0

Mike Hunthurts step brother!

2006-07-29 15:23:16 · answer #11 · answered by Renegade. 3 · 0 0

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