2006-07-29 07:48:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
STFU. :)
2006-07-29 07:49:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remember that God loves you unconditionally and that if you ever forget it......he'll make you burn in hell for eternity....because he is a loving, caring, psyco God.
Actually, when you look at some of these answers, it's not hard to see why cults take off so quickly. There's at least 6 people here who would be ready to join STFU tomorrow.
2006-07-29 08:03:44 · answer #2 · answered by mikey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you heard of "coffee singles"? These are things that look like tea bags but they contain a mixture of instant coffee and coffee grounds. You are supposed to pour boiling water over it in a cup and it's supposed to be like fresh brewed coffee.
Can have the possession of those things declared a sin and the person who invented them condemned to hell (a place without coffee) ?
Also our religion should forbid places that sell coffee by the cup from naming their smallest cup "large" and using words like "grande" or "enormous" for medium and large. This would be a venial sin. Charging $4.00 for a cup of coffee would be a mortal sin.
Could we have a great cat goddess? I think worshiping cats was a great idea and religion went down hill after the Egyptians. Our creation myth would be that the universe was created out of matter the great cat goddess kicked out of the celestial litter box. We would only pretend to believe this unless Christianists demand "Creation Science" taught in schools. Then we would ask for equal time.
2006-07-29 08:09:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We should teach people to keep their religions to themselves. If they dont they will go to a place called heck and be blasted by atheists for all of eternity.
2006-07-29 07:52:33 · answer #4 · answered by trevor22in 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GTFO!
Geddafackout!
2006-07-29 08:04:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A vow of silence?
2006-07-29 07:51:44 · answer #6 · answered by purple_duck_uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
peace and love and blast the unbelievers is the usual.
2006-07-29 07:53:46 · answer #7 · answered by felineroche 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur so lame. tryin finding a name that wasnt invented on wwe!
2006-07-29 07:52:02 · answer #8 · answered by family man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about.."Your opinion has been noted. Bye bye.
2006-07-29 07:53:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
About all things that piss you off?
Can i join?
^-^
2006-07-29 07:54:29 · answer #10 · answered by Ensee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what you believe in
2006-07-29 07:52:11 · answer #11 · answered by Elaine F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋