grampa and grandson walking down the street.....?

Question

They notice a couple of dogs doint the nasty. they were bobbin and weavin in between the curbs which struck the curiosity of the grandson. He said,"Hey grampa what them two dogs are doin?". Of course grampa not wanting to get into a long discussion about the birds and the bees he had to come up with somethin quick. He says to the boy<"Well son, you see the dog on top? He hurt his paws and the dog on the bottom is just tryin to help get his friend to where he is goin". A little while later the grampa relieved that he had avoided what could have been disasterous, hears his grandson reply,"How bout that grampa, try to help out a friend you get f***** every time.

Answer 1

That is the truth but it is funny too. thanx for making my laugh of the day. :o)

Answer 2

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.

One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"

The other replies, "Oh sure I do."

The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"

The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"

Answer 3

lol thanks for the laugh check ya later ♥