His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies,
"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"
"Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on
MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a
Cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother
Agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to
Upload, we discovered that neither
One of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete
Button."
"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message
Saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized
Program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted
In her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared
And said:
You've Got New Male'!"
2006-07-29 06:05:53 · 15 answers · asked by easyboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is supposed to be only a joke and not a question. So pls relax and have a laugh! It breaks the work-pressure that our job brings alongwith it, i guess !!
2006-07-29 06:08:01 · update #1
LOL. LOL. I've heard it, but I still like it. LOL.
2006-07-29 10:32:02 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She could have gone to an Anti-virus Clinic
2006-07-29 06:09:47 · answer #2 · answered by Tony A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah..i heard this one, and thought it was way to cute when i heard it the first time lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-29 06:15:49 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really like it: a modern version on the old one:
'Daddy, where do babies come from?'
'From the stork, son'
'Daddy, who shags the stork?'
2006-07-29 06:15:31 · answer #4 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1st time I heard it
very funny lol
2006-07-29 09:11:20 · answer #5 · answered by postypaul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny but are the people talking are they the inside of the computer?
2006-07-29 06:34:25 · answer #6 · answered by Rated R Diva ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Next time, get better virus protection.
2006-07-29 06:11:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
old one guy.....find a new one....read the same in yahoo answers
2006-07-29 06:08:45 · answer #8 · answered by skatygal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, that was funny!
2006-08-02 01:36:54 · answer #9 · answered by Someone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very wel!!!!!!!! Thanks for entertaining. And in reality I wasn't born like this atleast. Ha! Ha! He! He! Ho! Ho!
2006-07-29 06:09:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋