tell me what u think of this one....
In the good old days of the golden oldies, most records were sold on the Decca label.
Henry Buses had a hot hit titled, "Hot Lips." A lady heard the record on the radio and decided that she just had to have it.
She looked up the number for the record shop and called them.
Unfortunately, she misdialed and, instead of reaching the record store, she got "Hank's Auto Body."
She said, "Do you have 'Hot Lips' on a ten-inch Decca?"
Hank, who had answered the phone himself, said, "Well, uh, ma'am, no, but I do have hot nuts under a ten-inch pecker!"
A slight pause.
The lady said, "Is that a record?"
"I don't know, ma'am, but it's a damned good average."
2006-07-29 03:05:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that was awesome lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-29 06:28:54 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 10⤊ 5⤋
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2016-11-26 22:19:42 · answer #2 · answered by brawner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What he really meant was 2 inches 5 times.
2006-07-29 03:22:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool
2006-07-29 04:15:47 · answer #4 · answered by shariecollins2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
check this out
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.
2006-07-29 04:04:16 · answer #5 · answered by Aby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Hank was being modest too! Good un!
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2006-07-29 03:13:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-07-29 04:12:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww...
2006-07-29 06:18:33 · answer #8 · answered by Hotti13 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yahoo!! thats a cute one
2006-07-29 03:09:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-07-29 03:08:40 · answer #10 · answered by none 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
upto your naughty jokes again
2006-07-29 03:08:24 · answer #11 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋