One day little Johhny asked his mom why she got divorced.
She said "I'll tell you when you get older.
That day when the kid went to school he asked his teacher why his mom and dad got divorced.
She said, "Why don't you check your mommy's driver's license.
So that night the boy looked at his mom's license and in the morning he told his mom...
"I know why you and daddy got divorced, you got an F in SEX."
2006-07-29 02:56:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (^_^)
2006-07-29 03:01:32 · answer #1 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 7⤊ 5⤋
In the good old days of the golden oldies, most records were sold on the Decca label.
Henry Buses had a hot hit titled, "Hot Lips." A lady heard the record on the radio and decided that she just had to have it.
She looked up the number for the record shop and called them.
Unfortunately, she misdialed and, instead of reaching the record store, she got "Hank's Auto Body."
She said, "Do you have 'Hot Lips' on a ten-inch Decca?"
Hank, who had answered the phone himself, said, "Well, uh, ma'am, no, but I do have hot nuts under a ten-inch pecker!"
A slight pause.
The lady said, "Is that a record?"
"I don't know, ma'am, but it's a damned good average."
2006-07-29 06:33:04 · answer #2 · answered by Manish Jain 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny needs to stop hanging with the eastside boyz.
2006-07-29 03:48:52 · answer #3 · answered by L-Rad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the think approximately sticking the 1st paragraph on? its meant to be : Jhonny and Jimmy have been sitting with there mom and dad at breakfast , Jhonny says , "Mum am i able to thrill have some ******* eggs?" the father gets up and shouts the son never to swear and tellls him to circulate to his room , hes grounded. the mum says "so jimmy what do you elect?" "properly i do no longer choose f***ing eggs thats for specific"
2016-11-03 06:18:45 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-29 03:12:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm it was lol funny but it was good for a chuckle, check ya later ♥
2006-07-29 06:30:02 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good un!
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2006-07-29 03:00:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-29 03:51:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its OK. but how is this a question?
2006-07-29 03:01:56 · answer #9 · answered by hotty♥25 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL.
2006-07-29 07:36:23 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol(:
2006-07-29 03:22:23 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋