Coal miner comes down from hills and walks into a bar?

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Willys cynical thought for the day;

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't freaking bother you for weeks!

A coal miner came down from the hills and walked into a bar. He ordered a drink and looked around seeing only men. He asked the bartender "Where are all the women at?"

"We don't have any here." came the reply.

"What do you all do for pleasure?" The miner asked.

"We do it with the animals."

Disgusted, the miner left and headed back to the hills.

Months later he returned to the establishment. After downing numerous whiskeys, he asked the bartender, "Y'all really do it to animals?"

"Yeah, we do," he insisted.

The drunken miner stepped outside and saw a pig run into the alley. He quickly ran and caught the sow by the hind legs and started screwing it.

Midway through, he realized the whole town was watching him in horror.

"My God!" the bartender yelled. "What're you doing?"

"You told me y'all did it with the animals here," the miner muttered.

"Yeah," the bartender replied, "but no one does the sheriffs girl!" Bwaaaa-ha-ha
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From; WILLYS JOKES 7/25/06 The A B Cs of Profanity! Best jokes hands up & down!

Answer 1

yeah yeah lol

Alex's Cynical though of the day,
Have you ever noticed that the more you anticipate things, the longer you end up waiting, its life i tell ya, when ever you get excited someone is always there to shoot ya down cold, then you lose hope and finally it comes and you think "What the hell is this?" "Why did this happen to me?" "Who gave this to me?" you lose hope in life and lose feeling for fun things, you're in line for a roller coaster, and you come around a corner thinking the line is almost at an end, but it's not, its another corral that seems like it goes on forever...

so basically the closer you think you're getting to something, the farther away you'll end up. yep yep check ya later ♥

Answer 2

wow! hands down to u..best! haha thanks :)