Famous last words, can u name some.?

Question

for example...
yes, that dress does make u look fat
i made this bungee cord myself
I do.

Answer 1

** It's fireproof.

** He's probably just hibernating.

** What does this button do?

** It's probably just a rash.

** Are you sure the power is off?

** The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

** Pull the pin and count to what?

** Which wire was I supposed to cut?

** I wonder where the mother bear is.

** I've seen this done on TV.

** These are the good kind of mushrooms.

** I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

** Let it down slowly.

** It's strong enough for both of us.

** This doesn't taste right.

** I can make this light before it changes.

** Nice doggie.

** I can do that with my eyes closed.

** I've done this before.

** What duck?

** Well, we've made it this far.

** That's odd.

** Don't be so superstitious.

** Now watch this.



Hey Jody - this is the jokes section - they are famous to those who know them and - well..... how did you get so much smarter than everyone else...?...

This is kind of funny though of course not true...


Apparently General Custers last words were:

"They couldn't hit an elephant at that dist........"

Answer 2

One guy alread mentioned this, but for full impact, you really need to understand the true history behind it. Major General John Sedgwick served bravely in the Civil War. At the battle of Spottsylvania, he was reassuring his troops that enemy snipers could not target them. His last words were:

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--"

Answer 3

the last words of Henry David Thoreau are reported to be, "Moose. Indian."

But my favorite is the last phrase uttered by Benjamin Disraeli, former prime minister of England. As he lay dying, Queen Victoria offered to leave Bamoral Castle and visit him on his Death Bead, an unheard of honor. When told of this, Disraeli replied, "Tell her not to bother, she'll just want me to take a message to Albert."

Answer 4

Hey Ram - Mahatma Gandhi

Answer 5

OH S!IT NOT YOU AGAIN!

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

Answer 6

Here in the South, it is usually

"Here hold my beer" OR "Hey, Ya'll, watch this!"

Answer 7

Hey you guys, Watch this!!!!!
Honey, it wasn't me!
nooooooooo!!!!
Well the road ends here.

Answer 8

Trust me. I do this all the time.


My personal fave:


Here, hold my beer.

Answer 9

"Let's do it"....Gary Gilmore....exicuted by fireing squad
"Kiss my ***"....John Wayne Gacy aka Killer Clown

Answer 10

Et tu, brute.