i know he created it- but i bought it
2006-07-29 02:30:32 · 14 answers · asked by list 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Boy, shut your ****** mouth
2006-07-29 02:37:38 · answer #1 · answered by Bilal Hares 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It didn't have your name on it, did it?
2006-07-29 09:34:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't God it was the Devil.
John 10:10 The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy. I came that they may have life and have it abundantly.
Be like Jesus! :o)
"Then Jesus was led up by the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted by the devil. And after fasting forty days and forty nights, he was hungry. And the tempter came and said to him, "If you are the Son of God, command these stones to become loaves of bread." But he answered, "It is written, "'Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that comes from the mouth of God.'" Matthew 4:1-4
2006-07-29 09:42:20 · answer #3 · answered by Martin S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um... ok... do you have a roommate you call God becuse someone human is the culprit you want to tackle. I'm sure God is amused that he is the first suspect to cross your mind for your missing hot pocket... but any great detective would rule him out in less than 10 seconds flat. You have another hot pocket thief in your midst... who it is is up to you to discover... (cue creepy music)
2006-07-29 09:34:14 · answer #4 · answered by Whatev' Yo' 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He has to use the bathroom within the next 15 mins - what better drug to do this with then a hot pocket!
2006-07-29 09:32:30 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gluttony is the reason. God's a bit of a greedy spirit; wouldn't you agree? Goes along with all that "vengeful, jealous, wrathful" stuff of his.
2006-07-29 10:20:00 · answer #6 · answered by Pinkcubus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was hungry. 2 points.
2006-07-29 09:33:32 · answer #7 · answered by SB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like all things created will be one day, it was recalled.
2006-07-29 21:46:34 · answer #8 · answered by frodo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sometime in the future u will gain the divine knowledge to understand why
2006-07-29 09:34:14 · answer #9 · answered by john_mirra_pbmi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must have split personality
the other side ate it
2006-07-29 09:34:16 · answer #10 · answered by snuggels102 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋