short, crazy quote about insanity, or similar...
2006-07-29 02:13:05 · 15 answers · asked by kinky kat 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Reality is an illusion created by alcoholic deficiency."
"Trust in God, but lock your car."
"Given a conflict, Murphy's law supercedes Newton's."
"A friend in need is a pest indeed."
"Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism."
"Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce."
"Work is a fine thing if it doesn't take too much of your spare time."
"It's not an optical illusion, it just looks that way."
"A leading authority is someone lucky who guessed right."
"Hard work never killed anybody...but why take chances?"
"I had an IQ test. The results came back negative."
"Life is cheap. It's the accessories that kill you."
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder."
"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."
"To err is human, to forgive is against company policy."
"Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking."
"If an experiment works, something has gone wrong."
"If at first you don't succeed...forget skydiving."
"Love thine enemies...it really pisses them off."
"A steak a day keeps the cows dead."
"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must befound and stopped."
"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."
"All that glitters has a high refractive index."
"Three can keep a secret, if two are dead."
"Behind every successful man stands a woman waiting for his job."
"A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken."
"Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye."
"Adolescence is when children start bringing up their parents."
"The problem with reality is the lack of background music."
"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research."
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
"Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least."
"An archaeologist is a man whose career lies in ruins."
"Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things."
She's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
2006-07-29 02:27:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
“I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.”
"This is a form of insanity, what's going on here.”
"Honesty may be the best policy. But insanity is the best defense."
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I was riding in a taxicab this morning and there was a female dispatcher on the two-way radio. She was dispatching the cabs to various addresses and the usual dispatch chatter was going on. Suddenly, the dispatcher asked? ... Michael Hunt, are you out there... Mike? Do you read me? ... Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt... Come in.... Come In... Come in Mike Hunt.
I don't know why this is so funny to me- it was just a cab ride.
I couldn't stop laughing. I think something shot out of my nose!
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2006-07-29 09:59:13 · answer #2 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
2006-07-29 09:22:27 · answer #3 · answered by Dragonfire442 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I checked Google for insantity, and I couldn't find a single one...
2006-07-29 09:18:43 · answer #4 · answered by Jesper 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Raising kids is insane. It's like being pecked to death by a duck.
2006-07-29 09:25:31 · answer #5 · answered by ginabgood1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not really insane, it's just the way my Mommy dresses me!
2006-07-30 01:39:27 · answer #6 · answered by yodasan_au 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.thinkarette.com/quotes/by_catagory/attitude/insanity
2006-07-29 09:22:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you aren't Insane does that you are Outsane?
2006-07-29 14:23:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
2006-07-29 22:31:58 · answer #9 · answered by Bella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Insanity is hereditary you get it from your kids.
2006-07-29 09:17:12 · answer #10 · answered by Granny 1 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋