Look guys, I appreciate the biography and all that but you got your facts pretty screwed up.
Just let me make one thing clear guys. I never smited anyone ! And as for the plagues of locust ? No chance ! I hate insects...ugh. I never realised that they would evolve.
I also never asked anyone to hate or kill in my name. Just chill out guys. Some of those atheist dudes are kinda cool. at least they don't kill people in my name.
And as for that Noah's Ark thing. LOL. No chance ! I get sea sick watching Speed 3.
Oh yeah... and lay off the gays. I got nothing against them. Sheesh ! you guys and your crazy stories.
Anyway, you guys look after each other.... that's all I ever wanted.
PS.... Don't make me come down there........ kidding kidding. Chill.
2006-07-29 01:00:27 · 8 answers · asked by GOD 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
BTW, Why don't they show friends anymore. I never saw the last episode. Did Ross and Rachel get back together or what ?
2006-07-29 01:00:49 · update #1
Sorry i didnt get it right last time --http://godisimaginary.com
2006-07-29 01:03:28 · answer #1 · answered by Ron~N 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fundies read what you said in the book you authored. It said you did some smiting and if you admitted doing it, you are held to the fact you did.
2006-07-29 09:23:24 · answer #2 · answered by Buzz s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know your'e going for clever here, but you fall a little short. :)
Yes, Ross & Rachel got back together.
2006-07-29 08:03:30 · answer #3 · answered by MEL T 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool.
2006-07-29 08:02:31 · answer #4 · answered by Temple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think there is a Speed 3,
you aren't really omniscient are you?
2006-07-29 08:03:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow...God is actually cooler than I thought...
Tubular!
Love you man, respect!
2006-07-29 08:04:01 · answer #6 · answered by Justin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you call your self GOD?
this is not funny,you stupid dumb! you are harming your self
so bad
2006-07-29 08:09:40 · answer #7 · answered by mohamed.kapci 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Their tighty whiteys have them crimped,angst, and miffed ... fundy undies ...
2006-07-29 08:13:32 · answer #8 · answered by gmonkai 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋