Man, I worked on that thing for days and now some of you guys don't believe it. Sheesh !
As for the creation thing itself, to be honest, it was an accident. Me and some of the guys were having some fun with some fireworks, trampoline and a bucket of chicken wings and well lets say there was beer involved and I woke up the next morning to find I'd created a universe. boy , was dad ticked off or what !
I'm hazy on the details cos it happened 6.5 billion years ago during my college years.
BTW where are you guys getting 6000 years from ????? I wish I was that young !!!
Anyway I'd created a universe and dad was like all "You created it, you look after it" so then I came up with the evolution idea ! It didn't always work out as planned though, I mean those dinosaurs ! What was I thinking ???? And don't get me started on Kent Hovind..... I didn't think he'd evolve ( or not as it seems)
Anyway I'm off to watch Scrubs. Bye.
2006-07-29 00:53:15 · 14 answers · asked by GOD 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I believe in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Anything else is blasphemy to me.
2006-07-29 00:56:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you mean macro evoultion, there is no proof and it is fantasy world, however the proof on creationism is large. Just look up a leap second. Google it. the earth is slowing down all the time. For evoultionists to be right about their ages, everythign on earth would fly off millions of years ago because the earth would be spinning so fast. See, it's slowing down. This is just one piece of evidence that the earth is only 10,000 years old. The best proof are the books of the bible written by40+ men over 1500+ years with no conflict.
2006-07-29 01:08:43 · answer #2 · answered by Help 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
properly, face it, God. such as you suggested, remembering all that evolution stuff of like billions of years is nearly not user-friendly for those that don't even assume to stay to make certain a hundred. it quite is lots much less complicated to assert you basically created all of it and be accomplished with it. Why examine over hundreds to a minimum of sometime hundreds of thousands of articles on organic and organic technology once you utilize the KISS approach extremely of medical approach and in simple terms examine ONE e book!? and function you considered the expenses of faculty training those days, not to show textbooks?? it quite is loopy! learn that to a pair loopy guy that provides you this ONE thick e book for unfastened, ok? Now, heavily, tell me which one is way less complicated? it is so not a complicated determination!
2016-12-10 16:57:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't we believe evolution? That is not the way you worked. You reported different in the book you authored.
2006-07-29 02:21:06 · answer #4 · answered by Buzz s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa--htpp://godisimaginary.com
2006-07-29 00:58:30 · answer #5 · answered by Ron~N 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evolution is just a word compared with its meaning it absolutely means nothing.
2006-07-29 01:00:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because there is absolutely no scientific proof about "creationism"-theory.
2006-07-29 00:59:22 · answer #7 · answered by Axel ∇ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scrubs is funny
2006-07-29 00:56:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to consult a Psychologist..
2006-07-29 00:56:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no one wants to believe we evolved from apes freekin monkeys
2006-07-29 00:58:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋