ear wigs can cause death, and i am being eatan by them at the moment!?

Question

they can crawl in ur ear whilst on a camping trip or out door whe u r laying down, they r propbally 1 of the main reasons y people lose there hearing! they live in the ear canale between the ear and eye, if u have ever hard a nose like a cricket that only dose it twice den u have them or 1. the only way 2 get rid or dem is 2 put gd ear plugs in when u go 2 sleep but! make sure u TAPE up ur genetals ans anus because buy pluging ur ears and closing ur eyes u r suffacating them. if this happens they will make a noise like a broken violin, they then burrow through the canles in2 ur noise 2 escape, but if they have been in there 2 long they will try and enter through the genetal area where they will travel 2 the gut and lay eggs,these willl hatch and eat through ur gut wall 2 find cartillage because they are naturally vegetarian, they start at the neck then after many years they will of already had a taste 4 human flesh so they will go 4 big areas of mucles,including hart and brain! I no!

Answer 1

Earwigs don't really do this, but other creatures do. The first symptom is insanity.

Answer 2

Ear wigs don't actually crawl into human ears (not on purpose anyway).
That's just an old wives tale.

Answer 3

You will only know when it crawls out your mouth or anus. That is after it lays millions of eggs inside you.

Answer 4

You need help. Seriously. Psychiatric help. Maybe you should just get to the nearest police station and tell them something like you want to kill someone or something and they will have to take care of you

Answer 5

Ear wigs do not go in your ear canal

Try to clean your ears it's most likely wax buildup

Answer 6

Give me 2 points.

Answer 7

Thanx for answering

Answer 8

Weren't they in Star Trek II ???