This bear and this rabbit were talking.
The bear asked the rabbit, "Do you have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit said, "No."
So the bear picked up the rabbit and used it to wipe his butt.
2006-07-28 22:14:22 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha.. funny....
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Joe and John were identical twins.
Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.
One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it.
He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.
Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife had died suddenly in his absence.
When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery.
A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her."
"She was a rotten old thing from the beginning."
"Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish."
"She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too."
"Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy."
"I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time."
"I warned them that she wasn't very good and that she smelled bad, but they wanted her anyway."
"The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle."
The old woman fainted.
2006-07-28 22:45:10 · answer #1 · answered by MK 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't that make the poop slide off the rabbit, and stick to the bear? I've always told that joke as..." The rabbit said, 'Yes! It's horrible!"
Who would want to use something that won't stick to poop?
2006-07-29 07:22:56 · answer #2 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lolz......baby....good one 10.1/10......so, really u stopped ur desire to conquer the world??? Hey, and ur baby girl too :)) Next time come up with ur real baby jokes.....won't ya....that and this mixed together and again the baby world comes up.....wow ! Well, if u need any help to recreate my doggie (poor thing), don't count on me.....coz the mad scientist came up to me yesterday and bribed to betray u......
2006-07-29 17:16:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny2.. cuteee ^^ 9 out of 10.. definitely refreshing thanx ^^,
2006-07-29 06:18:57 · answer #4 · answered by fly_like_kobe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. Still not that funny.
2006-07-29 06:14:53 · answer #5 · answered by bakerbride2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dat was funy........
By da way.....
U have asked 389 questions and still r above 5000 pts.....
wow.
keep it up.
2006-07-29 06:25:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Am I supposed to laugh now?
2006-07-29 06:43:16 · answer #7 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need to find a new sense of humor now "BABy" this ain't cutting it anymore
2006-07-29 05:47:54 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really funny but a little
2006-07-29 06:28:23 · answer #9 · answered by Sweetie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-07-31 23:31:19 · answer #10 · answered by nikki 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋