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Will Jesus continue the family business in his fathers footsteps? Will he murder his son, Jesus Junior, for the fun of it?

2006-07-28 21:46:18 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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assalamualikum !
DEAR GOD IS IMMORTAL .
if god was to die he never created this ugly world.
lord is one , he is neither begotten nor begotted , he is all powerful.
in every sacred scriptures of the believable religions it is mentioned .
JESUS (pbuh) was the mssngr of lord as and he was the god made thing and any thing made by someone cant destroy him .

2006-07-28 21:57:02 · answer #1 · answered by maqer 1 · 0 2

Your first question is based on two false premises; one that Jesus and God are two different entities, they aren't. and that God will ever die, He won't. So the question, although amusing, cannot be answered correctly since it is based on that which is not true...

Your second question, although sarcastic and amusing, is based on ignorance of the once-and-for-all-time of Christ's ultimate sacrifice, but it does show insight... look a little deeper, and read the book of Romans and the book of Hebrews.

2006-07-28 22:06:11 · answer #2 · answered by skypiercer 4 · 0 1

if God dies, Jesus would probably sell the prime real estate known as heaven to commercial property developers. Imagine that, a casino in heaven. That's what I call cashing in your chips.

2006-07-28 22:10:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Just in case your question is actually legitimate:

Jesus will return to conquer evil, restore all things, establish his perfect eternal kingdom, and then present it to his Father as a gift.

God, the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, always was, is now, and always will be.

2006-07-28 22:26:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah he might take over.. but then who will take over when Jesus dies (or dies again).. ?? Maybe the job will become redundant and the universe can just run itself like it has been doing anyway.

2006-07-28 21:51:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I know your joking, but God is immortal and Jesus wouldn't murder.

2006-07-28 21:49:35 · answer #6 · answered by JR 2 · 0 0

Which cave did you just crawl out from? Jesus is God, they are one of the same. God is immortal i.e. cannot die.

2006-07-28 21:54:11 · answer #7 · answered by JasonLee 3 · 0 0

Really ? The family business ? This is a good one ! Are you serious?. You make it sound like Bloomingdale or something like that. I had a good laugh.

2006-07-28 21:53:39 · answer #8 · answered by montralia 5 · 0 0

No, he took up knitting and now works at a strip joint in
N'awlins, Loosalanna as a bouncer.

2006-07-28 21:51:02 · answer #9 · answered by Parvo E Bola 3 · 0 0

no, jesus spent all of his time hanging out with his friends and having parties.

2006-07-28 21:48:37 · answer #10 · answered by johnny_zondo 6 · 0 0

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