There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years.
Now, one evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. These two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he made a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered up his courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?" After about six seconds of 'careful consideration,' she answered. "Yes. Yes, I will."
The meal ended and with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places. Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?" He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. No even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her. First, he explained to her that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage, he then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say 'Yes' or did you say 'No'?"
He was delighted to hear her say, "Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I meant it with all my heart." Then she continued, "And I am so glad that you called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me."
2006-07-28 21:46:06 · 15 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
definatly a chuckler. that was too cute. lol!
2006-07-28 21:58:14 · answer #1 · answered by HRH PrincessFreestarr 3 · 6⤊ 2⤋
hahahaha.....lol....
check this one too.....
Joe and John were identical twins.
Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.
One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it.
He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.
Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife had died suddenly in his absence.
When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery.
A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her."
"She was a rotten old thing from the beginning."
"Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish."
"She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too."
"Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy."
"I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time."
"I warned them that she wasn't very good and that she smelled bad, but they wanted her anyway."
"The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle."
The old woman fainted.
2006-07-28 22:47:30 · answer #2 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasnt that funny, but it was cute though. I just keep thinking about two old folks in love. AWW
2006-07-28 23:43:00 · answer #3 · answered by bakerbride2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very well said you got 10 points
2006-07-29 02:36:15 · answer #4 · answered by uncle podger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-28 21:52:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a piece of shait
2006-07-28 21:49:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yerr i didnt realy get it, but it was cute
lol
2006-07-28 22:31:47 · answer #7 · answered by smm 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they would make a great couple
2006-07-28 23:53:16 · answer #8 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its so long boring to read
2006-07-29 00:04:33 · answer #9 · answered by dark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one!
2006-07-28 22:18:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋