My skin has the texture of dolphins.
I have no understanding of clouds.
If you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear My thoughts.
I once punched a horse to the ground.
My politics are terrifying.
I appear on high-value stamps in Sweden.
I do not see like humans do, instead I see numbers in green scrolling down.
I’m scared of bells.
My favorite philosopher is Immanuel Kant.
My earwax tastes like Turkish Delight.
I am confused by stairs.
My heart ticks like a watch.
I can catch fish with my tongue.
My tears are adhesive.
If set alight, I'd burn for 40 days and 40 nights.
I forage for wolves at night.
I have webbed buttocks.
2006-07-28 21:15:34 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yeah sure.
2006-07-28 21:17:29 · answer #1 · answered by gwad_is_a_myth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah sure, if it will help get it out of your system... There's already thousands of other false religions, u may as well add yours to the list... By the way, will there be a God in your religion? and will he be you???
And when you come to the end of yourself, and you realize that you,too, are merely mortal, God will be waiting... the true God, to quench your spirit's thirst, the hunger in your soul. IF you can humble yourself to acknowledge the simple truth; Jesus is the door...
2006-07-28 21:31:39 · answer #2 · answered by skypiercer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its the best tax free business you can run. You sell a product to weak minded or vulnerable people, and they only way to prove or disprove the ultimate effectiveness of your product is to die... and its hard to get a refund on all those donations to the church then.
2006-07-28 21:33:39 · answer #3 · answered by the master of truth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-28 22:59:09 · answer #4 · answered by experiment_no_412 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the heck -- go for it. Might even be more useful than present ones. But don't expect to make a living at it.
2006-07-28 21:20:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not?
People generally tolerate weird individuals and even vote for them in government.
2006-07-28 21:28:20 · answer #6 · answered by montralia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All hail the mighty Stig!
2006-07-28 23:35:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What ever floats your boat, but, go for brain-washing cult instead, makes more money.
2006-07-28 21:23:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Bob Dubb could start the Church of Bob I don't see why you can't
2006-07-28 21:17:43 · answer #9 · answered by puddingizcool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, sure. Can I have an earwax sandwich?
2006-07-28 21:17:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋