2006-07-28 21:01:12 · 21 answers · asked by omegapainkiller 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Got Colgate?
2006-08-05 00:46:30 · answer #1 · answered by Mo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing the rat crawled in the elephant's trunk and ears and caused the elephant to slip and die
2006-08-03 19:09:54 · answer #2 · answered by ambitiousd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The rat said he has bigger ears than he the elephant. The elephant laughed. So the rat showed him. : )
2006-07-28 21:07:06 · answer #3 · answered by elliott 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the rat is pregnant and the husband is the elephant
2006-07-28 21:05:13 · answer #4 · answered by i LOVE you!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RAT said" I M GOING TO MARRY UR (ELEPHANT) WIFE"";lol
2006-08-04 17:20:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Rat said, "I'm pregnant and your the father".
2006-08-04 20:11:08 · answer #6 · answered by ertcelestial 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Squeak Squeak..
2006-07-28 21:04:55 · answer #7 · answered by Thomas J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eek, there's a goiter growing on your tail.
2006-08-03 18:38:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one...wanna marry me? we will happy live after in my (rat)hole
2006-08-04 23:45:30 · answer #9 · answered by easyboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the only one i have give it to be back the under pants you are wearing is mine
2006-08-03 05:08:33 · answer #10 · answered by azu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋