This is probably my last entry for awhile, for tonight’s my last night. We’ve had some pretty hard times for quite awhile and several family tragedies. No point in going into it because Everyone has problems, and so many are MUCH Worse than mine. I Know this is a passing thing, just part of life, and Things Will Look Up… but it has been a Very ugly day.
I just feel a little frightened and alone tonight. I could REALLY use a touch of humor right now, and perhaps a couple of prayers couldn't hurt either. Thank you to all who have been so wonderful here. I really love the people and this site! I'm going to miss you and hope to return soon after I relocate. God Bless You All And Thank You For All Your Help And Humor!
2006-07-28 20:55:40 · 13 answers · asked by EUDORA 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank you all so much!!! You made me cry. But it was a good cry that makes you feel better. God, Thank You All!!
2006-07-28 21:03:25 · update #1
I feel much better now.
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!!
2006-07-28 23:33:11 · update #2
how do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy
2006-07-28 20:59:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Cherry Red shame on you !
OK, this guy go to the doctor and says " Dr. it hurts when I do this (raising up arm) and the dr. says "don't do that".
It also hurts when I touch here, here and here. The dr. says "No wonder you have a broken finger". I know these
are corny but it is the best I can do at 3 am.
I hope things get a lot better for you.
2006-07-28 21:08:52 · answer #2 · answered by no nickname 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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I hope this doesn't give you a head ache
The hippopotamus walked into a bar. NO he didn't duck! He sat next to an anteater and asked him "Why the long face"?
Good luck and I hope things take a turn for the better.
2006-07-28 21:04:30 · answer #3 · answered by elliott 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can't think of any jokes right now, but I hope you feel better. Good luck with your relocation and God bless!
2006-07-28 21:00:07 · answer #4 · answered by Nikki Tesla 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awww thas so sad! but dont worry, like you said, its just a phase. nothing more than a phase. you'll pass through it. remember, to witness the rainbow, you first need to endure the rain and learn to dance in it.
i'll definitely pray for you. =)
as for the humor, i cant really provide any since im kinda depressed myself rite now.
sorry
2006-07-28 21:00:56 · answer #5 · answered by sweetcinnamon92 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok i quick cher up comming right up...what do you call 100 black guys chasing 1 white guy...the PGA tour....you know tiger woods. It was at least a little funny no?
2006-07-28 21:01:57 · answer #6 · answered by Mark F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well good luck sweet person, I hope you feel better soon. Try to take it easy, relax, and keep it simple.
2006-07-28 21:01:45 · answer #7 · answered by yacheckoo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get down on all 4's and have your hubby/boyfriend get on top and let him feel you/and allow him to say [my secretary has a bigger set than those] and see if he can hang on for [8 seconds].
2006-07-28 21:02:22 · answer #8 · answered by david_strickland31 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God bless you and I hope things look up for you very soon.
Do you know what older women have between their breast that younger women don't?.................their belly button!
2006-07-28 22:39:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh, sweetie you poor thing. i will definately pray for you and be thinking of you. you should try the jokes section, you might get a few laughs there!!!!!
2006-07-28 20:58:59 · answer #10 · answered by itsjustmecc 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋