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2006-07-28 20:50:38 · 20 answers · asked by omegapainkiller 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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2 farting poems or 2 poetic farts... you decide:-

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to sh!t
But only farted

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And sh!t my pants!

2006-08-04 04:38:32 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 0 0

There are many things similar like
= Rhythm
= ease a person
= sometime stink
= sometime to tease others

2006-07-29 04:01:37 · answer #2 · answered by uncle podger 3 · 0 0

relaxation.... fart relaxes your stomach, and the poem relaxes your nerve

2006-08-06 03:30:47 · answer #3 · answered by BACkup_friEND 2 · 0 0

Alot of hot air?

2006-07-29 03:53:06 · answer #4 · answered by JodiBaby 3 · 0 0

He wanted to see time fly.

2006-08-05 23:30:38 · answer #5 · answered by Steve R 3 · 0 0

I guess they're both an art of expression ?

2006-07-29 03:57:43 · answer #6 · answered by no nickname 6 · 0 0

this one time i farted and it seemed to rhyme, does that help?

2006-08-06 03:26:15 · answer #7 · answered by Southie9 5 · 0 0

They both move people.

2006-07-29 03:53:41 · answer #8 · answered by Rare Indigo 4 · 0 0

One you keep in your pants and the other wherever.

2006-08-04 01:52:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nothing LOL

2006-08-04 05:53:21 · answer #10 · answered by Nasta 2 · 0 0

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