When my son was not quite two , he stared at amazement at a gumball machine. He didn't understand the concept of putting money into it, so he lifted the flap and whispered..."hey, gum... come here!" My other son , at age 4, piled his plate high at Thanksgiving with whole black olives. This puzzled me and I looked in amazement as he tasted each one and spit them out. Finally, after tasting the last one of many he exclaimed..."Those are the nastiest grapes I have ever had".
2006-07-28 20:44:38
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answered by crazymomma 4
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properly listed the following are some that i will imagine of off of the proper of my head. I have a three 12 months previous boy and a 7 12 months previous lady. in some unspecified time sooner or later i develop into making my daughter a grilled cheese sandwich and my son wanted something to eat also so I requested him if he ought to like a grilled cheese sandwich and he stated no he did not choose a lady- cheesed sandwich because he's a boy he stated that he wanted a boy cheese sandwich. He concept that i develop into putting forward lady no longer grill i concept it develop into the funniest element and on an identical time after we bypass out to eat and too on the present time he calls it a boy cheese. in some unspecified time sooner or later my daughter and that i went to the food market to yet hamburger meat and after we were in the motor vehicle on the way homestead she develop into examining the kit and it stated floor pork. She requested "mom is this somewhat floor pork?" I stated "Yeah why?" She stated properly I under no circumstances considered a pork plant. (she concept that the pork got here from the floor "floor pork") ad all over again my daughter referred to a guy with a women persons's blouse one and she requested mom if a lady that dresses like a boy is a tomboy does that recommend at the same time as a guy that dresses like a lady is a tom lady? i concept that develop into very humorous. youthful little ones say the appropriate issues because they take each and every thing at face fee. i will bypass over this as they grow old.
2016-11-26 22:02:37
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answered by Anonymous
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I asked my son to help me up off the floor. I held up my hand which he happily passed. He came to my head and grabbed a handful of hair. You get the idea. He helped me up alright. His mommy laughed 'til she cried about as much as me. I didn't actually cry, but the thought did cross my mind. I was silly enough to try again later. Again, he pulled me up by the hair. I am so thankful that he no longer does that considering his increased strength.
2006-07-29 06:47:01
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answered by Jack 7
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Well each one of our kids has a lot of things, depends upon their stage and age, all of it. However in their preschool, toddler years, our oldest son, well I was upset with him one day as he kept on talking and asking a million questions, and I turned to him and said, "Please, give me a break for a few minutes okay?" Well a few weeks later, he comes to me, saying you know what Mom, give me a grape, ok, just give me a grape!!!! LOL Too cute! Our second son, he was born in Paraguay and we brought him home at 2 1/2 years old. We were in the grocery store when he looks at the magazine by the checkout counter and says, "Mom, look at those big ta-ta's, wowie!"I wanted to die as the older brother says, "Mom, what are ta-ta's?"All in the middle of the grocery store, of course!LOL Then our daughter, well when she was little, she loved to just strip her clothes and here I had just dressed her up to go out in the wintertime, hat, boots, gloves and coat, all of it, and I am getting my stuff on when I look out in our backyard to see her stripped and running through the snow!!! Her brothers were trying to catch her, but she was a little monkey!!! It was too cute to look out and see this! Such great memories!!!
2006-07-28 20:14:50
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answered by Laurie S 4
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My son , now 22, was only 3. My husband was tucking him in while I was tucking in our 18 month old daughter.
My husband showed him that age old cliche while opening his arms........." I love you this much!"
My son just looked at him. My husband asked our son, "well, how much do you love me?"
" Daddy, I love you like a giant. All the way to the stars!"
He was 3! He is still that lovable and good with words.
2006-07-28 20:16:39
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answered by MOI 4
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One day I was hanging my coat up and my son 2 1/2 and his father were both standing behind me. Daddy decided to smack my butt in a playful way. And Xander, my son, exclaimed, "Daddy! Don't Smack Mommy's Butt. Don't hit da butt Daddy. There Mommy, Kiss da Butt."
He then planted a big ol kiss on my butt and said "All better Mommy"
2006-07-28 21:45:42
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answered by heavenly917 3
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When I was pregnant with my daughter my 3 year old son would come and lay his head on my belly and talk to his baby sister, he would also sing Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.
2006-07-28 21:00:15
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answered by mrsjav 3
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when my oldest son was in preschool, he brought home some papers from school that day. we didn't pay attention to them then, after a while when i was cleaning up, i noticed one of them was a colored piesc of construction paper. I picked it up and busted out laughing. I caled my son and asked him what it was he said " thats you mommy and your boobs" he had drew 2 circles in the middle of my chest and i had no clothes on. I couldn't stop laughing, the thought of wondering what his teacher had thought. i never asked her about it. It was priceless...
2006-07-28 20:18:58
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answered by Jennifer G 1
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my kid was walking along and there was a huge spring on the side of the road- giant- like out of a car or something- he ran over- picked it up and yelled "Look Mommy, a BOINGER!!!"
2006-07-29 00:04:00
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answered by Luci 4
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well thats tuff to answer since my 2 yr old does so many cute things but i think it would be when he first wakes up he rubs my back and says awww moma every morning
2006-07-28 21:00:09
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answered by Anonymous
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