Two blonde guys were working for the city works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?" The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-man team. But today the guy who plants the trees called in sick."
2006-07-28 20:03:05 · 15 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice joke... let me tell u one... PRUNELLA:'mum,simon's broken my doll.' MUM:'how did he do that?' PRUNELLA: ' I hit him on the head with it'..
2006-07-28 20:22:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
I can't help but wonder what would get the best answer for this question....the person who laughs the hardest,or the longest, the first laugh or the last laugh?
Thanks for two points and a great giggle!!!!!!!
rofl
2006-07-28 20:35:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.... thats cute....lol
this one is for you.... check it out...
Joe and John were identical twins.
Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.
One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it.
He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.
Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife had died suddenly in his absence.
When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery.
A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her."
"She was a rotten old thing from the beginning."
"Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish."
"She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too."
"Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy."
"I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time."
"I warned them that she wasn't very good and that she smelled bad, but they wanted her anyway."
"The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle."
The old woman fainted.
2006-07-29 00:27:52 · answer #3 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I was thinking the man who put in the telephone poles was gone. You got me!
2006-07-28 21:15:23 · answer #4 · answered by elliott 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny... but all blonde guys arent that stupid some of them r hot!
2006-07-29 00:33:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-07-28 20:09:47 · answer #6 · answered by charlie o 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was damnn funny ^^ *chuckled to death, jk* hehe.. how do u get that anyway?? that joke is soo blonde hehehehe.... tengkyuuu
2006-07-28 23:22:31 · answer #7 · answered by fly_like_kobe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really great. why the blonde are so stuped.
2006-07-28 20:16:45 · answer #8 · answered by uncle podger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it . I'm blonde but I just don't get it.
2006-07-28 20:48:34 · answer #9 · answered by Bethie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... thats just silly lol
2006-07-28 20:08:34 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
duuhh!
that was funny
2006-07-28 20:08:10 · answer #11 · answered by L.T. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋