He still doesn't get it.
2006-07-28 20:01:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
Tell him if he doesn't straighten up and fly right, you're gonna let his brother run the country.
2006-07-28 23:51:26 · answer #1 · answered by schenzy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First, have your idiot son chew as many sticks as his mouth can hold comfortably.
Secondly, after the wad reaches the proper consistency, have the idiot stretch the wad to the distance of his right ankle, leaving enough of the gum to wrap around his ankle.
Lastly, have him stand up and encourage him to begin chewing. Take his hand and begin to walk with him. Each step with his right leg will tug on the remaining wad in his mouth and stimulate his chewing reflex.
2006-07-29 03:23:31 · answer #2 · answered by Gray Matter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never is a child an idiot and they will soon learn how... just let him get use to chewing the gum alrite? u don't want him to choke do u?
2006-07-29 03:12:16 · answer #3 · answered by sihdinaa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's how you don't teach him *anything*: Humiliate and degrade him. Ask him "Why can't you be more like so-and-so?". He'll shut you out and become absorbed in hateful fantasies of your mouth suddenly locking shut or shoving you off a high cliff.
2006-07-29 03:07:19 · answer #4 · answered by ardra71 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not by calling him an Idiot, that's for sure
2006-07-29 03:54:05 · answer #5 · answered by jan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shove a piece of gum in his mouth and say walk!
2006-07-29 03:57:26 · answer #6 · answered by mohamed a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quakers aren't supposed to call their kids idiots. Ask yourself "Is our children learning?". If so let him be.
2006-07-29 03:07:28 · answer #7 · answered by Lupin IV 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him to walk on his head!
2006-07-29 03:06:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I love you people who missed the joke - it made me laugh more than the joke! :-D
2006-07-29 04:28:52 · answer #9 · answered by Jen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not know, but it will not be in a public schools.
2006-07-29 03:06:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋