"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic lecturer.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
2006-07-28 19:51:17 · 11 answers · asked by brian c 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha nice
2006-07-28 19:53:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That
Was
Goooood!
But for a second, I thought that you were calling me an idiot. But
I guess that I am because I still clicked on the question anyways.
Have a nice day Bob!!
2006-07-29 03:08:44 · answer #2 · answered by black diamond 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha.. that was one nice joke......... A kangaroo leaped over a twelve-foot-high fence in the zoo & ran down the road like greased lightning. The zoo keeper ran up to a lady standin by the cage. "What did u do to that kangaroo to make him jump the fence & run away?" he cried. " I didnt really do any thing to him" replied the lady. " I just tickled him a little bit with my umbrella" "WELL , "Said the zoo keeper,"you'd better tickle me too, because I've got to catch him."
2006-07-29 03:33:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa. That's funny!
I know I'm lame.
2006-07-29 02:57:42 · answer #4 · answered by kristi w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah someone already posted this sorry check ya later â¥
2006-07-29 02:54:11 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUN--NEE! Told that pompous professor.
2006-07-29 19:08:55 · answer #6 · answered by vixen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great laugh!
2006-07-29 03:04:12 · answer #7 · answered by the Goddess Angel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's weak man!!
2006-07-29 02:55:05 · answer #8 · answered by defleppard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, So sweet of him.........lol
2006-07-29 02:55:04 · answer #9 · answered by rose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very well he said.
2006-07-29 02:57:31 · answer #10 · answered by uncle podger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋