2006-07-28 19:03:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The Food Emporium...Their prune juice is probably as good as everything else they have and I hear their checkout girls are hot, too. Just make sure they're over 21 and that your signed doctor's note is ready to go (younger women will probably want to make sure you're not going to set any records here...like living until 1,000).
2006-07-28 19:05:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Having reached 102 you must have followed the old proverb for successfull living;
"Keep your mouth shut and your bowels open."
I admire you for wanting to stick with the program. I do not know how mobile you are or how talkative a woman you are looking for? However, here at the nursing home, we may have what you are looking for.
For the talking end, we need to find you a woman with better than average verbal skills. I suggest you come down to the nursing home and I can tell you what's available.
There are a couple here that will talk your leg off. Some of 'em you can't understand at all. Anyway if you want to keep your conversation to a minimum this is the place to be.
Another good thing is we got plenty of prune juice here. I stay pretty steady with some of the younger girls but they are always happy to see a new face.
2006-07-29 03:38:06 · answer #2 · answered by Tommy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, if you are 102 and you want a good girlfriend, I hope that you are rich. A lot of women will be good to you. Of course they are hoping that you will die soon and they can inherit all your money. You can get a good bottle of prune juice at Wal-Mart. Have your girl go get you one.
2006-07-29 02:09:12 · answer #3 · answered by crystal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IF HARRY KEMPER CAN GET A GIRLFRIEND ANYONE CAN. Harry is or was a friend, he is ugly as manure, no teeth, when he was in his 30's he looked like he was in his 100's, yet he could go and get some of the prettiest girls you'll ever see.
I'd recommend going yahoo chat or Eharmony.com
As for the Prune Juice, I highly recommend Ingles' grocery or Walmart, or Dollar General, or Food Lion.
2006-07-29 02:08:39 · answer #4 · answered by aguyinthewoods 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just saw a lady on TV a few days ago that was 101. Maybe you could search and find her....Prune juice can be found at all store.
Good luck on finding that lady friend.
2006-07-29 02:07:17 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you get a good girlfriend you'll forget all about that prune juice. :)
2006-07-29 02:51:57 · answer #6 · answered by sparkie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Iraq
2006-07-29 02:06:26 · answer #7 · answered by ricky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the Religon and Spirituality section
2006-07-29 02:06:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just watch the today show and wait for willard scott, he will tell you where to find a woman the cruise down on your lark to the coner store and grab the cheap stuff you'll need the money you save for your hot date
2006-07-29 02:10:38 · answer #9 · answered by laurabelle o 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the haven. do u want live more than 102 in this wild world.
2006-07-29 02:08:47 · answer #10 · answered by luis r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋