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Do you find this joke offensive?

2006-07-28 18:59:43 · 22 answers · asked by Mr Hex Vision 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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get a jesus fridge at sears

2006-07-28 19:00:47 · answer #1 · answered by Tim 47 7 · 0 1

You're not supposed to try to eat a whole one at one sitting for cripes sake!

Cut it up into 8-10 ounce servings and freeze them. The brain generally weighs less than an ounce, so you can combine it with the a s shole to add up to 10 ounces.

2006-07-29 02:05:30 · answer #2 · answered by lenny 7 · 0 0

Date a Bhuddist, they are much skinnier. No just kidding, I dont find your joke offensive one bit. It's kinda funny. I'll use it tomorrow at work ACTUALLY!!!

2006-07-29 02:02:22 · answer #3 · answered by Jersey's Franchise 3 · 0 0

Put them in the fridge for later. I think that's what Bubba did on Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

2006-07-29 02:07:43 · answer #4 · answered by Joe Carioca 3 · 0 0

Nope

2006-07-29 02:03:07 · answer #5 · answered by RandyGE 5 · 0 0

Not offensive. How about this one.
Try Jesus. Good with ketchup.

2006-07-29 02:02:24 · answer #6 · answered by Mawyemsekhmet 5 · 0 0

Try a fresehly-baptized baby, they usually come in smaller sizes than the adults.

2006-07-29 02:01:30 · answer #7 · answered by mrcone 3 · 0 0

I have the same problem, I get about halfway done and I have to take some Pepto-Bismol because I start to feel sick.

2006-07-29 02:02:18 · answer #8 · answered by CaptWags 4 · 0 0

Your not supposed to eat them unless your a lyon and then you just lickum Keep smiling.

2006-07-29 02:02:18 · answer #9 · answered by MarkST50ComputerDude 1 · 0 0

no. it made me think of 2 things. first was the oral sex thing. the second was that whatever you can't eat will give the rest to the lions.

2006-07-29 02:04:24 · answer #10 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 0 0

That's what Tupperware is for silly....(Leftover Christians go good at any mealtime)

2006-07-29 02:04:24 · answer #11 · answered by All I Hear Is Blah Blah Blah... 5 · 0 0

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