There was a Mexican, a Canadian and an Redneck on death row.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. To be shot.
2. To be hung.
3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the Mexican said, "Shoot me right in the head." Bang! (he was dead instantly).
Then the Canadian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)
Then the Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot, and the Redneck fell down laughing.
The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Redneck said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did.
Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"
The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom."
2006-07-28 18:45:56 · 15 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha..... good one..... thanks....
here is one for you.... check it out....
Joe and John were identical twins.
Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.
One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it.
He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.
Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife had died suddenly in his absence.
When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery.
A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her."
"She was a rotten old thing from the beginning."
"Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish."
"She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too."
"Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy."
"I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time."
"I warned them that she wasn't very good and that she smelled bad, but they wanted her anyway."
"The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle."
The old woman fainted.
2006-07-29 00:34:24 · answer #1 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard it before... always a good laugh at the expense of a redneck ey?
2006-07-29 01:54:53 · answer #2 · answered by 7FAM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I live around rednecks and hillbillies. Hillbillies are worse than rednecks, I mean for being dumb. 9/10 vunny
2006-07-29 01:55:06 · answer #3 · answered by kriend 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but it wasn't funny for me
2006-07-29 01:48:23 · answer #4 · answered by nemodelmar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-07-29 01:47:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's humorous.
2006-07-29 01:49:00 · answer #6 · answered by Like Glue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cookies in the hall?
2006-07-30 19:52:26 · answer #7 · answered by HERNANDO THE TRAIN BANDIT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao too
2006-07-29 01:55:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was okay
2006-07-29 01:49:54 · answer #9 · answered by jan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one:)
2006-07-29 01:51:07 · answer #10 · answered by Ali 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋