1. If the president is gay does that make his husband the first man?
2.Y does a dog get mad when u blow in it's face but sticks it's head out the window going 60 mph?
3.Y do u drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
4.Y can't we lick our own elbow?
5.How come if it comes by ship it's cargo. But if it comes by car it's a shipment?
Could some one help me out?
2006-07-28 18:43:54 · 8 answers · asked by Shayla 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-07-28 18:47:49 · answer #1 · answered by A Pirate's Life For ME ;) 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1.Yes
2.Dogs cool themselves by their tongue & usually have their tounge dangling with the wind while cooling his body temp.
3.There's also Drives, Boulavardes, Highways, and Freeways, Theres usually meaning behind this because they tend to be non business oriented streets, and mainly park or previous park areas
4.Some people can depending on the length of their tongue & size of the foot. The foot tends to be exactly the measurement of the forearm which is the distance needed to hunch over and extend the tongue to the elbow. So people with short feet have a better chance also.
5. Cargo is an old term for crates which are the cases for the mechandise. This makes it easier to move from land to ship and vice versa. All can tell you about shipment, is that someway along the time of slang references for cargo, on land shipping from point A to point B was dubbed as a shipment.
2006-07-29 02:10:48 · answer #2 · answered by I tell it like it is 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can the president be gay?
Some dogs are dumb!
Parkway? I drive on roads, streets, and highways lol.
You can't touch your elbows together behind your back as well. (tell a girl to try that) lol
2006-07-29 01:51:22 · answer #3 · answered by Nate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what if the prez is the one who wants to role play?
because your teasing it with the small blow!! go all the way.
you have a car? what kind? wanna date?
why cant we all be dogs and clean ourselves too it would be so stimulating?
can you ship a dog or car or the s&m gear for the prez?
Sounds like a wicked party am i invited?
You may need help but most phyciatrist cost too much!
2006-07-29 04:11:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. he could liked to be called a lady
2: cuz you have bad breath
3: if you parked on a parkway youd get hit
4: I don't think you're supposed to
5: if it comes by ship its most likely cocain
2006-07-29 01:51:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Makes one wonder.
hmmmmmmm
And why are they called apartments, if they're all stuck together?
2006-07-29 01:50:25 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you can list your elbow... you have issues! :P
2006-08-01 12:01:27 · answer #7 · answered by Surf n' Snow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh hmmmm?
2006-07-29 01:50:17 · answer #8 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋